Retired/Work for Grandkids
May be Wrong/Doubt It
If My Mouth Doesn't Say It/My Face Will
I Can't/Kids Have Practice or Game
Fine Day Ruined/Adulthood
Mom Brain
Driveway Drinker
Mama Needs Wine
Parenting/Village/Vineyard
Way Too Sober
Neither Time Nor Crayons
You Couldn’t Handle Me
Sarcastic Answer
Attract Crazy
My Wife’s Arm Candy
Cranky/Terrible 40’s
Old Enough to Know Better
Immature
Who Needs Hair?
Gonna Snap One Day
Weekend/Laundry
I Like it Dirty
Good Moms Say Bad Words
Talk to Myself/OMG Me Too!